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what if flies said “hey” in a Morgan Freeman voice every time they flew by your ear
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
how the FUCK do you justify not giving a human food, shelter, and medical care because of “a religious belief”???????? where the fuck in the bible does it say “if someone’s gay they don’t deserve the bare essentials necessary to live”??????
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
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